• Article Excerpt (Intro): Shadow sat alone in the coffee shop, the caramel latte untouched before her. Midnight draped the streets outside in fog, and the hum of the neon sign barely cut through the silence. She had been waiting for Jaq for two hours—long enough for patience to curdle into hunger, both for bourbon and answers. Her eyes flicked to the empty street again. Nothing. No Cadillac, no sign of him. Only the soft glow of SQL code hovering around her table, lines of logic bending in the air like whispered instructions from some unseen programmer. Something was wrong, and Shadow’s instincts told her it wasn’t just the coffee getting cold.

-- Chapter 3: The Midnight Query

BEGIN TRANSACTION Shadow_Chase;

-- Shadow approaches her car, noticing an anomaly in the shadows
DECLARE @VampireLocation VARCHAR(50);
SET @VampireLocation = (SELECT TOP 1 Location
FROM Vampire_Registry
WHERE Name = 'Jaq'
AND Status = 'Missing');

IF @VampireLocation IS NULL
BEGIN
PRINT 'Error: No vampire detected. Possible deception or mischief.';
INSERT INTO Shadow_Thoughts (Thought)
VALUES ('Why is he always late? Is this a trap?');
END
ELSE
BEGIN
PRINT 'Vampire located. Engaging pursuit protocol.';
INSERT INTO Shadow_Actions (Action)
VALUES ('Start engine, follow shadow coordinates.');
END;

-- Unexpected join with the local bar patrons table
SELECT p.Name, p.Beverage
FROM Local_Patrons p
JOIN Shadow_Path s ON p.Location = s.Current_Spot
WHERE s.Target = 'Jaq';

-- Shadow realizes something is off, triggering her internal debug mode
RAISERROR('Warning: Temporal anomaly detected. Vampire is not where coordinates indicate.', 16, 1);

COMMIT TRANSACTION Shadow_Chase;